Best. Compilation. Ever

This is, without doubt, one of the most amazing videos I have ever seen on the internet. Any video that can combine this many amazing movies into one video...hats off to the maker. I am just gonna post this without wasting time on putting a bunch of funny links on random words in the text. Its THAT good.

I've made a huge mistake

Well ladies and gentlemen (probably just gentlemen, who the hell am I kidding) due to my wild and crazy life, I have been absent from this forum for quite some time now. I thought I would leave you with this little nugget of joy. This is the sort of scenario that anyone who, like myself, takes great joy in making comments and providing humor for the masses, may find themselves in. Sometimes, you think to yourself, man I'm gonna say this comment and EVERYONE is gonna laugh. But then it turns out that someone in the room had a brother or an uncle or who was murdered by a thai lady-boy and then used in a soup as an East Asian folk medicine aphrodisiac and SUDDENLY you are the fucking bad guy. Bullshit... Anyway, always know your audience and then you can CHOOSE who you want to offend:


Baby Shower

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Let me see if I get this straight.

So the concept of the show Alf is that there is a crash in some family's yard.  They don't call the authorities. They learn that it's a spaceship. They still don't call the authorities.  An alien gets out.  They don't call the authorities.  The Alien speaks perfect English. They don't call the authorities.  The family decides that instead of sharing this monumental discovery with the planet that they would rather have it hang out in their house and play board games.  Then the alien eats Cats. They don't call the authorities...

What the fuck went on in the '80s?

I'd probably be a full C. Maybe a D.

In news that makes me feel like I would have been a much happier nine year old than the wearing-a-shirt-in-the-pool kid I was, Reuter's is reporting that the Mainzieere/Bro is alive and well.  In Japan of course:

TOKYO (Reuters) Since launching two weeks ago on Rakuten, a major Japanese web shopping mall, the Wishroom shop has sold over 300 men's bras for 2,800 yen ($30) each. "I like this tight feeling. It feels good," Wishroom representative Masayuki Tsuchiya told Reuters as he modeled the bra, which can be worn discreetly under men's clothing.

"Worn discreetly under men's clothing."  Not to go out on a limb here, but I think it's safe to say there is no way for a man to discreetly wear a bra.  

"Hey Jim, are you wearing a bra?"  

What NO! it's an undershirt.

"No, I'm pretty sure it has straps and a clasp and I don't know how to get it off you, it's a bra"  

Shut up and kiss me.

And scene. 

Our President Elect eats at Harold's chicken.

FROM LAST NIGHT'S 60 MINUTES:

Kroft: It is one bedroom? Studio?

Mr. Obama: Yeah, it was sort of a one bedroom. It had kind of the vintage, college dorm, pizza… Kroft: Community organizer, right?, feel to it.

Michelle Obama: It reminded me of a little better version of the apartment you were in when we first started dating. That was a dump too.

Mr. Obama: Right near Harold's Chicken Shack.
Michelle Obama:Yeah.

Mr. Obama: Yeah. That's when I had the car with the-the hole in it.

SUCK ON THAT PUTIN!

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Live breaking footage of Lohan in high speed chase:

We have our Jew and Gentiles helicopter on the scene flying overhead right now what is reportedly Lindsay Lohan driving through south-central L.A.:

What is this amateur hour?

Link to Lindsay's racist/lesbian comments