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Things have been pretty quiet around here lately. I am going to attribute that to the fact that Windsor has been in Africa recruiting the next big NBA phenom! Way to go Windsor. :-) He sent back this footage from his trip:



Oh yeah, and Billy might be dead.

They took our jeerrrrbs!

Robots, unsatisfied with just eating our cars, entertaining the japanesse, cleaning our carpets, stealing parts from our child stars, and tirelessly hunting John Conner have decided to make illegal immigrants and local youths their next target. How else could you explain this?



TheLawnBot. From the NYT:


Owners of Kyodo America’s newest robotic lawn mower, the LawnBott LB3500, can program the little guy using a Bluetooth-equipped mobile phone, telling the mower when to leave its docking station and run around your estate, happily chewing up the grass while you sip a mint julep.

I do like that mint julep part. Nothing better than sucking back the preferred drink of white plantation owners while a modern day slave works on my lawn. Probably the most startling part is that its BlueTooth enabled. Meaning you can call it to let it know when you want it to mow. This is the last thing I need: the ability to drunk-dial my lawnmower. Althought it will probably be more receptive to my 3am "Baby Im so sorry, Ive changed. I miss you. Take me back. No Im not crying" wine cooler inspired phone calls than my eX Girlfriend.

(Source: http://www.nytimes.com/2008/05/08/technology/personaltech/08mower.html?_r=1&scp=1&sq=robotic%20mower&st=cse&oref=slogin )

Happy 4th of July Pedophiles! <3

Finally, a celebration of independence the founding fathers would be proud of. MSNBC will be having a Dateline NBC To catch a Predator marathon all day today. Apparently its in the delcaration:

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