I'd probably be a full C. Maybe a D.

In news that makes me feel like I would have been a much happier nine year old than the wearing-a-shirt-in-the-pool kid I was, Reuter's is reporting that the Mainzieere/Bro is alive and well.  In Japan of course:

TOKYO (Reuters) Since launching two weeks ago on Rakuten, a major Japanese web shopping mall, the Wishroom shop has sold over 300 men's bras for 2,800 yen ($30) each. "I like this tight feeling. It feels good," Wishroom representative Masayuki Tsuchiya told Reuters as he modeled the bra, which can be worn discreetly under men's clothing.

"Worn discreetly under men's clothing."  Not to go out on a limb here, but I think it's safe to say there is no way for a man to discreetly wear a bra.  

"Hey Jim, are you wearing a bra?"  

What NO! it's an undershirt.

"No, I'm pretty sure it has straps and a clasp and I don't know how to get it off you, it's a bra"  

Shut up and kiss me.

And scene. 

Our President Elect eats at Harold's chicken.

FROM LAST NIGHT'S 60 MINUTES:

Kroft: It is one bedroom? Studio?

Mr. Obama: Yeah, it was sort of a one bedroom. It had kind of the vintage, college dorm, pizza… Kroft: Community organizer, right?, feel to it.

Michelle Obama: It reminded me of a little better version of the apartment you were in when we first started dating. That was a dump too.

Mr. Obama: Right near Harold's Chicken Shack.
Michelle Obama:Yeah.

Mr. Obama: Yeah. That's when I had the car with the-the hole in it.

SUCK ON THAT PUTIN!

U.S.A.!U.S.A!U.S.A.!U.S.A!U.S.A.!U.S.A!U.S.A.!U.S.A!U.S.A.!U.S.A!U.S.A.!U.S.A!U.S.A.!U.S.A!U.S.A.!U.S.A!U.S.A.!U.S.A!U.S.A.!U.S.A!U.S.A.!U.S.A!U.S.A.!U.S.A!U.S.A.!U.S.A!U.S.A.!U.S.A!U.S.A.!U.S.A!U.S.A.!U.S.A!U.S.A.!U.S.A!U.S.A.!U.S.A!U.S.A.!U.S.A!U.S.A.!U.S.A!U.S.A.!U.S.A!U.S.A.!U.S.A!U.S.A.!U.S.A!U.S.A.!U.S.A!U.S.A.!U.S.A!U.S.A.!U.S.A!U.S.A.!U.S.A!U.S.A.!U.S.A!

Live breaking footage of Lohan in high speed chase:

We have our Jew and Gentiles helicopter on the scene flying overhead right now what is reportedly Lindsay Lohan driving through south-central L.A.:

What is this amateur hour?

Link to Lindsay's racist/lesbian comments

LOHAN WATCH: BREAKING NEWS

She's at it again. Amidst the recent fallout of Prop 8, gays in all shapes and sizes have vocalized discontent with the African-American community in California.

And who's leading the pack? Hollywood starlet and all-around whore Lindsay Lohan.

It seems that Lindsay is intent on initiating the next war on African-Americans/Americans/why the hell is fox news such an indispensable resource for this blog?

NICE

I don't have much time, but I wanted to leave this here because it is awesome.

Best line: University Studies...AND doctors...AND medicine, say that you can change the shape AND sice of your breasts.

Dead Pope stabbed by Priest...25 years ago.

Reuters released this a couple of weeks ago:

VATICAN CITY (Reuters) - The late Pope John Paul was wounded by a knife-wielding priest in 1982, a year after he was shot in St Peter's Square, but the injury was kept secret, his former top aide says in a documentary film. Cardinal Stanislaw Dziwisz also discloses that when John Paul was unable to pronounce words several days before his death in 2005, he told his aides that if he could not speak any more the time had come for him to die.

Anyone else ever notice priests just hanging around wherever always reading the bible? I mean I know it's there job and all but can't they read something else at some point? I don't think they're gonna go to hell if they read some Tom Clancy here and there. I remember we read Of Mice and Men once Sophomore year of high school and again senior year and I almost hung myself because I had to read a book twice in a 4 year time span.  And Of Mice and Men is actually good.And short. And somewhat true.

http://www.reuters.com/article/peopleNews/idUSTRE49E5RM20081015

Joke. Of. The.Year...

...If you live south of the mason-dixon line:

Did you hear what type of Dog the Obama family is getting?

No, what?

a BLACK Labrador

.... If you're writing a Disney screen-play/write jokes for laffy taffy:

Did you hear what type of Dog the Obama family is getting?

No, what?

a HOPEsky

... If you really liked his speech:

Did you hear what type of Dog the Obama family is getting?

No, what?

a RottweiYESWECAN

Pull my finger... and SAVE your life?

I didn't get into John Hopkin's medical school, and now they're just rubbing it in: 

Small amounts of hydrogen sulphide - a toxic gas generated by bacteria living in the human gut - are responsible for the foul odour of flatulence. But it seems the gas is also produced by an enzyme in blood vessels where it relaxes them and lowers blood pressure. The findings in mice may lead to new treatments for high blood pressure, the Science journal reported. Researchers at Johns Hopkins University, in Maryland, found that the gas is produced in the cells lining blood vessels by an enzyme called CSE.

I'm still skeptical.  If this were true my BP would be 33/7

(link: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/7686911.stm)