Let's face it: the last eight years have been categorized by systematic failures of our executive branch - a total lack of foresight. First, the administration didn't foresee the greatest tragedy on American soil (well, second greatest tragedy)Second, it was Katrina - no one heeded the advice of city planners who knew of the risk of an invalid levee system. Third, no one in the administration seemed to foresee the inevitable monumental failure of running two wars against the notion of terrorism. Now, policymakers in Washington failed to foresee the subprime mortgage crisis.
Because our policymakers in Washington have proven time and again to be inadequate at anticipating tragic events, it is here that I will attempt to raise awareness of the newest threat to our freedoms as Americans, bees.
I don't need to explain the consequences of bees' dog/elderly woman genocide, but I will anyway.
1) We will lose our freedom to not have our elderly women and dogs killed by bees.
2) We will lose our freedom to make blog posts about said bee massacres.
3) We will be inundated with honey.
4) We will grow to dislike the taste of honey due to said inundation - which sucks because honey is great especially on apples.
5) Fox news will replace stories about bees with more of Hannity's America, the worst show since McCarthy and Nixon's America.
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