A Scientific Victory

As we have all unfortunately learned, Scientific discovery does not always lead to desirable results. As the saying goes, "the best-laid plans of mice and men / Go oft awry." But science and innovation has, as a general rule, provided the human race with countless advancements in health care, information transfer, and technology. But, as you will soon see, all that is peanuts compared to this:

http://www.greenexpander.com/2008/05/29/meet-the-mini-pigs/


As you can see. This pig is quite smaller than a normal size pig. After, "9 years and 24 generations," the breeder developed this marvel of modern science. If you don't want one of these, I hate to inform you but, you are probably dead (no offense to any ghosts who also may want a miniature pig).

Implications of this discovery:
1) Bacon (duh) only SUPER TINY bacon.
-subpoint: the ability to make super tiny BLT's and then have a tea party.
2) The actual ability to say, "Yo baby, how about we go back to your place and let loose this pork in my pants." (This is guaranteed to get you laid, because Christ Jesus, look at that thing)
3) You would have a miniature pig (seems obvious but really THINK about it)
4) Miniature pig races
5) You could put a PIG into a hamster ball
6) You could carry a pig around in a fanny pack
7) You could reenact Charlotte's Web in your bathtub
8) The cutest rack of BBQ ribs EVER
9) You could have it ride on top of a turtle
10) It would wuv you.

I rest my case.

Fun Facts! : I saved a link to this article a while ago and clicked on it today and it was a Pornography site that promised me hot local girls (they were lying), so I had to find it elsewhere. The more you know!