Steamy Nights at the EEOB

Date: June 14, 2009
Setting: Eisenhower Executive Office Building, Office of the Vice President, Washington DC



Tom, a young strapping summer intern in the Vice President's Office knocks at a door. "Come in," a voice responds. He opens the door, holdings documents reading "TOP-SECRET" under his arm, pressing against his well tanned and bursting bicep. He proceeds across the large office to a desk, where a paint-suit clad vivacious woman is sitting while reading briefings. "Vice President Palin, I was told to bring these important documents immediately to you from the President, it sounded urgent." She removes her glasses and looks him over "I'll take those" she reaches over taking the files out of his hand while touching and stroking his forearm in the process. "What's your name?" she asks. "Tom, I am new around here" he answers nervously. "Where are you from, Tom?" the Vice-president asks him as she unbuttons her top button and lets her hair tumble. "Well I was in med school, and to be honest I really dont know what I am doing here, it's kind of a non sequitor, sorry I have no way of explaining it, at all." He answered. "That's alright, we really should be more worried about that preemptive strike." The V.P. remarked "What preemptive strike? I had no idea one was even being considered" Tom questioned in a startled manner ."The one I am about to wage on your axis of Boner" The VP exclaimed. "MRS VICE PRESIDENT, YOU'RE MARRIED AND..." At that moment the Vice President grabs his belt-buckle "Now this is what I call executive privilege..."





Holy crap, I had no idea I was posting this on J.A.G. I meant to put this on my other blog: VPPALIN-EROTICFANFICTION.blogger.org. I am really sorry for the mix up, ill take it down tomorrow everyone.