Sites that are better than ours #1

In the first part of what is sure to be a 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 part series, I bring you Sites that are better than ours. This series will focus on websites that are clearly superior to ours. Hopefully, these segments will lead you to venture out there onto the Internet and discover some of the better websites instead of sitting on jewandgentiles.blogspot.com and hitting the refresh button all day waiting for those naked pictures of windsor.

Sites that our better than ours #1: http://www.google.com/

What makes it better?

• Our website is updated once every three months, Google is updated every .5nanoseconds
• Google has a magic box where you type things in and it finds what you were looking for, our site has no such box
• Google is worth 180Billion dollars and has made its founders, Sergey Brin and Larry page, each multi-billionaires, in contrast our site is worth .08 dollars and has made its founders even less.
• Google set up Google.org which annually give tens of billions of dollars to charity while I routinely roam Chicago stealing aluminum caans from the homeless as they sleep.

Coming next week- "Sites that our site is better than #1: Myspace"