Olympic fever has even been more contagious than dyptheria or terrorism... or has it?
US Authorities have targeted who they believe to be a major leader in a multinational terrorist organization posing as an elite athlete. Usain Bolt aka "Saddam" Usain Bolt aka Usain "the" Bolt aka Usain Schlomo Boltstein aka U "lookin at me? are you in" Sain B "rotha?" oltendorf aka "Tuff" Jimmy Shapiro has done well this year to hide his checkered past from the media.
CIA Director Michael "I feel safe in your arms" Haven has warned Americans visiting Beijing this summer to avoid "Suspicious looking arabs ...or rastafarians" and has further advised to "smoke weed in the safety of your own bungalow."
While these comments don't apply to Americans at home, or anyone in particular, visitors have become more wary of the many dangerous olympians that have tattered this sometimes popular event.
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