It's the weekend, bros, and we're about to rock out without our cocks in. That's right, let's go down our clubbing check list before we spend money on some honey:
1) Sparxxx - Get our buzz on
2) Bubba Sparxxx - Get our bust on
3) Hair gel - Get our spike on
4) Preparation H - Get our, what the hell
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,362304,00.html
Apparently the cool new thing is to rub ass medicine all over your body and girls will want to bang you.
Unfortunately, this new craze has meant a dropoff in business for Bacardi girls, Jagermeister girls, and St. Pauli girls in lieu of a new party promoter. Thankfully however, young partygoers are finally taking the problem of body hemorrhoids seriously.
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