Morning eXXXpress (those x's mean its racey)

Many of you who know me personally know I spend too much of my spare time interested in the news-cycle. Whether, cable, print, weekly, or old time ticker, I typically pay it attention. However my new-gathering world has been rocked lately. It all began one morning when I woke up and somehow my TV was CNN headline news. For those of you unfamiliar with this cable bastion of information, CNN headline news basically has 4 stories that it repeats every 20 minutes. Unfortunately, my batteries had fallen out of my remote. It was as though my apartment had turn into Sichuan province, because I, too, was trapped. I allowed the TV to stay on and what I was greeted with was this:

Her name is Robin Meade, host of a show called as Morning Express, and she has no business giving me the news. Thanks to her, since I started watching two weeks ago, all I know about current events is that Angelina Jolie might have twins and that gas might be expensive. Even worse, to my room-mates' dismay, I have thoroughly ruined every towel in the apartment.

In full disclosure, I by no means intend to stop watching Morning Express. I just thought I would give everyone the heads up that from here on out my posts will most likely have something to do with American Idol, Brittney Spears, UFOs or other things only idiots care about.